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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Who will benefit most from DeepSeek, the Chinese AI startup that is laying waste to US stocks? Who will be hurt the most?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Why am I not losing weight despite eating 1500 calories daily? Male 24y 161kg 174cm and obese. My calorie tracking is on point, I mostly eat prepackaged food and occasionally cook for myself measuring only the raw ingredients, yes including the oil.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

So they tried

Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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No way

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can I stop drinking?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

After fifty years of trying, science has created the toughest diamond on Earth in a laboratory - Earth.com

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Is there a way to use men’s hair gel that doesn’t make your hair dry and crunchy?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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