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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
So they tried
Molestiae quas aut aut quisquam eum aut.
—
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...